the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

• Oreothello
• Rolo and Juliet
• Macberry
• Mars Ado About Nothing
• Antonutella and Cleopatra
• Merchocolate of Venice
• Two Gentlemint of Verona
• Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(via confectionofthinpastry)

tsuizui:

my mating call is a sigh and the sound of me tripping over my own feet

(via skach)